I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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