So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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