Already got asked if we're dating
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
