well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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