Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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