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Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I want her autograph on my taint
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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