The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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