508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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