Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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