Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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