ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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