TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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