break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
it was like having sex with a tree stump
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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