absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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