I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
time to smoke my breakfast
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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