he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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