I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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