I understand Curling. That high.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Watching her eat just hurts me
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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