pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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