Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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