Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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