it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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