I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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