You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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