It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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