My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
