areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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