in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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