I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
