Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
