Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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