I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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