I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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