By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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