I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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