Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
