Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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