Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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