My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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