the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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