ugly people sure do ruin things
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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