it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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