i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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