Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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