But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
accomplished twins. life is a go
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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