Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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