I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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