I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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