the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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