Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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