Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Im just a social blackout drinker.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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